"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
DO YOU EVER JUST GET NERVOUS ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHY BUT YOU ARE
oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity
Moscow Subway Ticket Machine Accepts 30 Squats as payment…YouTube VIDEO
by the amount that i use transit-i would get my workout in just with this!!
This is absolutely wonderful. Encouraging public transit AND planting the seed to a healthy population!
literally the greatest thing ever. WE NEED THIS IN AMERICA
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone
How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t?
The law of Beyonce states:
“Hair shall flow without touching this face because i am beyonce and who gone check me boo. “
Article 5, section 2
i love how that person said backup singers when that’s the rest of destiny’s child. lmfao.
^ LMFAO EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST OMFG.