Chat 31 Jul 145,921 notes If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
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Photo 31 Jul 221,531 notes 
“I leave before being left. I decide”

“I leave before being left. I decide”

(Source: churchofllohan)

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Quote 31 Jul 219,137 notes
What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?
— 23:04 (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: torch-ured)

Text 31 Jul 139,398 notes

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

Quote 31 Jul 171,836 notes
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
— 

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

Shit.

(via thebrowncrown)

[spit-take]

(via unholyglee)

Photo 31 Jul 12,230 notes

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Quote 31 Jul 287,613 notes
If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don’t just say ‘I have no reason to have a broken leg’ and ignore it; you seek help. It’s the same when your soul gets hurt. Don’t apologize for being sad.
— My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad  (via wanduring)

(Source: hrive-ithiliel)

Video 31 Jul 181,164 notes

kinglnthenorth:

thealoofnightowl:

feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

just… just fuck off america

(Source: lnthefade)

Video 31 Jul 465,944 notes

attack-on-teetan:

I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”

(Source: owmeex)

Quote 31 Jul 73,631 notes
You’re allowed to want to kill yourself,
but you’re not allowed to do it.
You’re allowed to fight with your mother,
but you’re not allowed to leave her crying on your bedroom floor.
You’re allowed to miss your ex boyfriend,
but you’re not allowed to say the scars all over your arms are his fault.
You’re allowed hate the girl who almost got you suspended,
but you’re not allowed to tell her that the world would be better off without her.
You’re allowed to stand on the edge of that bridge,
but you’re not allowed to jump.
You’re allowed to be mad at the world,
but you’re not allowed to blame it for the state you’ve put yourself in.
You’re allowed to be sad,
but you’re not allowed to give up.
— I’s going to be okay (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: pessimistiic)


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